Britney nip slips plus Paris jail pics

Britney nip slips / crotch shots, Paris candid jail photos, Allison Stokke perfect 10-ness and Kirstie Alley scale tipping!...

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No claim is made as to the authenticity of these photos. One can assume, with PhotoShop anything is possible.

ABOVE: Must be nice being followed by cameras 24/7.

ABOVE: Another photo found on the net. Apparently even Justin shows no mercy with the camera! Britney screams, "Justin! I if you take a picture of me in here, I ING swear I'm gonna break up with you!" PhotoShop Fake? Yeah! I think so!... and if so give somebody an award for doctoring this photo!

Reality Check: Then 21 year old Britney locking lips with a washed up, 44 year ole' bag Madonna? Was anyone actually fooled into thinking that was Y (just because it was staged on TV)? Not me! It was nauseous! Like 'ole mom and daughter. Above is what should have happened.

Fake but funny!

Contains ! Gasp! Alert the FCC!

Me thinks she walked out in all her so that she could get some more free press.

Found this in a chat room. Forget the nip slip; Is Brit passing some Wild Parsley around to some high schoolers? Or is this even Britney? I think it's just a look-a-like chick. Hair seems a bit too wavy. You be your own judge.

The post-Federline crotch shot - The newly single Spears apparently wanted to return to the public eye. Not sure if she wanted to be this "exposed". DISCLAIMER: I have no clue as to whether this is a PhotoShop job or a real crotch shot. This picture is all over the Internet by now. You be the judge.

Alleged Lindsay Lohan nip slips? Guess when you have implants you can't feel the breeze anymore.

Willie says, "This chick pooops vanilla ice cream sundaes on her worst day". Maybe if Napoleon had a Frenchie broad like this around in the bedroom he wouldn't have felt so bored / inadequate. Instead he sent his army on a suicide mission into the Russian winter. 450,000 dead French soldiers and nearly 200 years later we have this fine piece of boo-tay.

No. This is not a modeling shoot. UC Berkeley pole vaulter Allison Stokke prepares to fly 13 feet into the air.

Willie says: She could much more easily ride a different kind of pole to the top. Right now she's just doing it the hard way.

This pop tart is like a Brunette Britney and she can sing with inflection and conviction (Yeah I know... in a pop tart way), but can Diddy find her and her mates some GOOD melodic songs to sing? The Spice Girls had the songs. Now you've got 5 ING singers in this band and Diddy has them singing hip hop crap??? Give them some real songs to sing or this band will fizzle, but not Aundrea....

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: No claim is made as to the authenticity of these photos. One can assume, with PhotoShop anything is possible.

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"Jive Ass Hussy" - Willie hijacks the phone and wreaks havoc! This customer is sick and tired of trying to coordinate delivery of a package! As heard on Howard Stern			CD#3
"Red Neck Repo Man" - Jim Bob the Handicapped Hillbilly hijacks an auto dealership's phone line for a little "joy ride"! The callers think that Jim Bob repossessed their car! As heard on Satellite Radio			CD#4
I Wanna Cancel - Credit card customer wants to cancel some charges but phone hijacker Willie says "NO". Heard on Howard Stern, KQRC, KZZP, and honored in SPIN magazine			CD#4
"Should Have Sent it Sooner" - YPS call as heard on CRANK YANKERS : Husband & wife get absolutely infuriated with Willie & Jim Bob over a missing package that should have arrived weeks ago! Heard on Howard Stern, WNCD, Kid & Rubin			CD#3
"Mongoloid Moron" - Shipping company customer gets called a Mongoloid moron! - Heard on Stern, Kid & Rubin, WNCD. CD #2 is cheap! $8.97			CD#2