Glossy Vinyl 3" X 10.5" Bumper Stickers
OUR DRIVERS NEVER CARRY MORE THAN 2 CENTS
3 stickers @ $1.00 with CD order
OR
3 stickers @ $1.00 plus $1.99 shipping / handling without CD order. *
* NOTE: Shopping cart constraints set by ccnow (our online retailer) prevent us from
selling any items for less than $1.00 so that is why there is a 3 sticker minimum.
Great sarcasm for expensive cars such as Corvette, Rolls Royce, Jaguar, Mercedes, Ferrari, Lexus, etc! Also fitting for beat up old trashy old cars as well as for the company truck.

Or clip off the bottom promotion and still get lots of laughs when stuck in traffic.
We live in a time of "super sized", "new and improved", cheaper, better, faster, lighter, safer, "this amp goes to eleven", etc. Forget about drivers never carrying more than $20.00 or $10.00 or even $2.00. Now you can drive even lower under the radar. Beggars, bums and thieves alike will leave you ALONE! Next time they ask for change just point to your bumper sticker.
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